Daily Broadside | We’ve Been Had and They Know We Know

Daily Verse | Revelation 13:18
This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man’s number. His number is 666.

Thursday’s Reading: Revelation 14-16

Happy Thursday my friends. It’s the Last Day of 2021 Eve. If there’s anything you want to get done this year, now is the time to do it.

In keeping with the shorter posts this week, here’s a rundown on a number of recent developments concerning the Beijing Bat Blight and a conclusion that we all knew was true.

Resident Brandon’s brilliant plan to “shut down the virus” was what we all knew it was: a lie. It was political posturing, empty boasting, an unverifiable claim. He never had a plan to shut down the virus. The claim was preposterous on its face. Viruses can’t be “shut down.” Yet he ran on that claim and ran on it hard.

Joey Softserve going all gangsta’ with his mad boi tones and aviator shades.

Lying is as natural to him as breathing. You know how I know it’s a lie? Because he didn’t shut down the virus.

In fact, not only did he not Shut Down the VirusTM, the number of deaths from Covid under his administration is higher than under Trump’s—and Resident Biden had an advantage Trump didn’t: he had the vaccine handed to him.

According to The New York Timesas of Christmas, there were 814,891 Covid deaths in the U.S. And The Washington Post has deaths under Trump at 402,269. With some simple subtraction, we see there are 412,622 deaths under Biden.

The New York Times also just reported that the “seven-day average of U.S. cases topped 267,000 on Tuesday, with Washington, D.C., Maryland and Virginia particularly hard hit”—a new record!

Wait, wait, what was that thing Biden said about the number of deaths under Trump at their debate?

“220,000 Americans dead,” [Biden] said during the Oct. 22 debate. “You hear nothing else I say tonight, hear this. Anyone who … is responsible for that many deaths should not remain as president of the United States of America.”

I hear you, Resident Dopey, and by that standard, I’ll be expecting your resignation later today.

But wait! What’s this?! Biden admitting that’s he’s a fraud and liar:

“There is no federal solution, this gets solved at the state level.” — Resident 81MillionLOL

But wait, there’s more! Apparently, “The Science” has shown that Covid-19 doesn’t require a 14-day quarantine anymore. No! It doesn’t even require a 10-day quarantine! What “The Science” shows is that it only requires a five-day quarantine because only five days protects airlines from going bankrupt!

“As with healthcare, police, fire and public transportation workforces, the Omicron surge may exacerbate personnel shortages and create significant disruptions to our workforce and operations,” Airlines for America CEO Nicholas Calio wrote in a letter to CDC Director Rochelle Walensky on Thursday.

The letter, which echoes what Delta Air Lines wrote to Walensky on Tuesday, shows the airline industry’s increasing concern about the impact of the guidelines as Covid cases, particularly of the omicron variant, increase around the country.

That was December 23. The airlines, you see, are too big to fail. They must be rescued, so voila! Isolation guidance now follows “The Money Science,” which looks a lot like politics and big business.

“It really had a lot to do with what we thought people would be able to tolerate,” says CDC Director Walensky.

Oh.

We know we’ve been had by them. They know they’ve had us. And they know that we know that we’ve been had by them.

They can’t keep the lid on it anymore.

But they’ll try.